wow. really? y’all would rather toil for the benefit of your already-inconceivably-wealthy capitalist overlords than have to boil your water before you drink it?

microwaved shrimp and hemorrhoid cream

#teammaeve 4 evahhhhh

or name them after women who killed rapists

😂

but that’ll go well with me founding my own cult that believes dogs are the reincarnated spirits of our ancestors, sent back to show us how to reach our best selves, basically as an excuse to become the crazed dog hoarder it’s always been in my heart to become

well, not really all - the richard dawkinses of the world probably are not getting vacuumed up to the gold-streeted cloud city of angels

secretly, though, so the betsy devoses of the world don’t find out and come with us

much rather chill with all the other godless sodomites who didn’t get raptured than go spend time with billy graham, so

i think i might have a heart attack and die if maureen dowd ever had a good take about anything

no he wouldn’t - he’d have to listen to them first, and they don’t book capable people with backgrounds in fact-based reality on fox & friends

satan wants to claim human souls for his army

oh, shit. i always thought of ‘cracker’ in the context of saltines. it never occurred to me in the context of whips. that’s horrible. not the use of the word - the fact that it’s accurate. ugh.

also, ‘having’ versus ‘getting’ depends on the person

also sometimes just refreshing the page

liang was convicted, but if memory serves, he didn’t do a day of actual jail time. suspended sentence, or something.

white men are angry because of the hideous injustices of capitalism, but they’re also idiots so they’re blaming black people and women and mexicans and whoever else they can find because their capitalist paymasters told them to look anywhere but at the actual source of the problem

really? i have never been within 50' of anyone even doctor-adjacent without having to pay through the nose. do they just get all their money from wealthy evangelicals?

even if the blood splattered all over the american flag and the face of [rams qb, or if black, their favorite white player], you probably still couldn’t get a jury to convict a cop of basically anything

savoring like a fine wine the irony that shouting ‘you will not replace us’ caused him to be fired and replaced