i think they’re just making more of an effort to be specific about female anatomy. if i recall the previous reporting on these statements, they said he’d grabbed the woman’s vagina, but technically, vagina refers to the internal chamber between the vulva and the cervix, so not a part that is readily grabbable.

ted cruz in drag, or...?

i think i speak for all of america, and indeed the entire world, when i say, ‘we all really wish you had, donny boy’

do you all choose your photos of that venal, sundowning, orange monster’s daughterbride with great care, or is it actually harder to find one where she doesn’t look like a xenomorph that’s about to shoot a second smaller mouth out between her teeth?

that’s great but why is jennifer lawrence in your lede image if she’s not even mentioned in the story? and where even did you get that pic of her? i have never seen her in a hat that bad. is this a still from an unreleased ad for jane walker that they got jennifer lawrence for?

holy motors

and then the sequel, ‘hot button issue 2: please someone pay attention to me’

the crabs are also going to die because ocean acidification is terrible for their shells and just their health generally

“what happened to brendan fraser?” mama got paid, and then went and did the kind of work he wanted to do, instead of whatever got him the biggest check. we should all be so lucky.

that might be overstating the case a bit - maybe preschool?

‘make me feel’ = one part early gaga, two parts prince, and ten parts goddamned sorcery

batman is always the least interesting character in any batman property, because he’s basically the straight man for their antics to run up against. t’challa is the same way in many regards - similarly lawful good & bound by an inviolable personal code.

but those shoes with, like, couch feet for heels. are those more comfortable, or just harder to walk in...?

she’s a big fan of breitbart, so clearly she’s particularly fond of reality fanfic. i have to say, though, that if this is her first foray into the genre herself, she needs a better editor.

my queen 👑 💘 🙇‍♂️🙏🙌

could you post a picture of the beyonce wax figure? or maybe it’s in one of those windows, behind the waxwork Mariska Hargitay After a Long Illness?

“Ummm ... well, we don’t have the technology to create an accurate Wakanda right now ... but let us know what you think of Thor’s majestic otherworldly realm of Asgard, the Kree homeworld, and Neverwhere in Guardians of the Galaxy!”

it’s analogous to the average superhero flick, though. most of those are similar brain-not-required experiences, just they’re coded to approved, masculine interests and tropes. some of them rise above that level, but honestly, most of them are not about the writing.

...but doesn’t putting a hand carved gilded frame on a top gun poster sound like exactly the sort of thing he’d love?