is it possible the ‘report’ feature got inundated with false reports to the extent of triggering an automatic or semi-automatic ban? that would in theory be easy to resolve.

YES! i literally married my boyfriend of ten years last year, in april. he’s got stable work for the first time in a long time that seems like he can do it without suffering constantly, our dog is as adorable as ever, we bought a house recently and it’s only appreciating in value so far. america may have had a shitty…

okay there’s no actual sex scene, but my 9-year-old super-gay self got very excited in a way i couldn’t pin down at the time reading ‘many waters’ by madeleine l’engle. only a real one will know why.

makes sense. he trained his whole life to practice law, and if that venal, sundowning orange monster gets his way, there won’t be any anymore, so now is the time to make a change.

she could argue that the bulls might be happier in their lives if they don’t have to consider the context or consequences of their violence, but then would she be committing the same sort of sin against them that her creators had against her? i wonder.

maeve leading an army of robot bulls to trample her enemies to death is #squadgoals

ooh they’re so mad that being gay means they don’t get that full sweet juicy white male privilege. if only someone could communicate to them in some way they’d find intelligible - perhaps some sort of choreographed crossfit routine - that selling out our femme comrades isn’t going to make cishet society suddenly…

gay white men are some of the most racist people i know. but one need only get on the apps and see all the ‘white and hispanic only please, it’s just a preference’ to have the receipts on that.

for the same reason local economies collapsed in coal country - because we’re automating a ton of jobs out of existence, and rather than taking that additional productivity and using it to give workers universal healthcare or a universal basic income, we’re letting jeff bezos buy small nations and have 15,000$ of…

(my wife is a cardboard cutout of tim curry)

i don’t know - i’m going home to have sex with my wife!

glenwood springs in colorado is a nice little mountain town with a couple of different hot springs you can visit for the hot tub experience. i can guarantee that anywhere (outside of boulder) in the state, you’ll be able to find a good steak, and it’s well in the mountains so lots of scenic natural splendor, hikes,…

the only thing i know about it is that indicas make him paranoid and sativas help with his anxiety, so i wouldn’t worry about not being knowledgeable. (also note that other people have said kind of the opposite about indicas and sativas, so your response may vary.) if smoking it straight is too harsh, a head shop will…

i don’t even smoke - i’ve tried it and it very aggressively doesn’t agree with me - but in all the times i’ve had to go buy pot for my husband, i’ve never had a budtender get even slightly fresh with me. they are some of the nicest people i’ve met.

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especially don’t kink-shame here - very rude to give away for free what goddess haven and her colleagues are tryna sell

it’s easy to mythologize republicans as some sort of monster impervious to any degree of debasement, and that is largely true, but a republican could be forced out of office instantly for things most of us would consider very minor, e.g.:

they might also get a donation from a Ms. Abortions AreLegal...

to me this statement reads like something where in her head, the vulnerable person is allen, and she’s the one who’s being hounded into being ‘afraid to speak’, and those mean old child sex abuse victims are actually a cabal that’s out to destroy him because... reasons? that’s as far as i can understand the line of…

when aliens discover the ruins of human civilization and start combing through our artifacts to discover what caused our collapse and destruction, they’ll encounter the phrase, ‘there must be anchovy subtext’, and call off the search. ‘we found it,’ they’ll say. ‘they just didn’t love themselves enough.’