pshhh. i’ll call it a hat if i want. you’re not the queen of english! ;P

you misunderstand me. it’s not that there shouldn’t be anchovies in a caesar salad. it’s that anchovies shouldn’t exist. they’re a cruel trick the devil played on humanity, and we keep doing it to ourselves.

no i think it’s a time thing. like how we used to think homosexuality was a mental illness, but we don’t anymore? people used to think anchovies were a food, but now we know they aren’t. they’re the 5$ dildo in the white elephant gift exchange of ‘food’ items.

i will take raisins and mushrooms and poppyseed as long as you don’t put any goddamned anchovies on it. anchovies taste like a fish that evolved to live entirely in the standing half inch of liquid at the bottom of a dumpster on a hot summer day. hardest of hard passes.

let me go ahead and tell you why your gray ass is ending up in the dismiss pile: because you can just go ahead and stop putting words in my mouth right about now.

beauty and the beast did not exactly escape criticism here when the recent live action version came out. i didn’t really have a horse in that particular race the way i do here - the way the broader culture perceives and relates to gay sexuality and gay men’s attitudes toward children and teens directly affects me as a…

i mean i’ve read plot synopses, and there’s really no risk i’m going to rush out to theaters. is the 25-year-old not actually an adult? did the 17-year-old skip several grades and he’s a junior in college? in what way is the inherent power imbalance addressed or mitigated?

so the proposed answer is the second of the two options? i’m not really asking about the law - just the ethics of the relationship. there is this attitude in certain corners of the gay world that it’s perfectly fine for adults of any age to go after teenage boys to ‘induct’ them into- well, into something. i’ve never…

i mean i haven’t seen it so i’ll just ask, does the film ever bother to pose the question of why this fully adult person is shacking up with a teenager, rather than someone more age-appropriate? or are we just supposed to infer it’s because being young and skinny means you’re automatically desirable by everyone and we…

maybe just her entire victim statement, in full, uncensored, graven in stone

the most charitable possible interpretation is that he’s setting us up in his mind as some sort of model minority. more likely, he’s defining homosexuality by the same set of stereotypes about gender performance as everyone else and theoretically trying to valorize it, which ignores the fact that what actually unites…

you forgot to include gay muslim socialist obama as an option - that might have got a different result

the thing is, flipping them off makes them happy - sort of the way you or i might have felt after obergefell v hodges came in and they got all pissy and pathetic on fox news.

it’s harder to be a man today than it ever has been! but, it’s still about 1% as difficult as being a woman. macy - shut up! the rest of us - keep going! it seems to be working, at least judging by the amount of whining men are doing.

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barney: those gears really hurt

it’s by jurisdiction. i saw someone commenting that you have legal protection at the state level in connecticut if you have a prescription, which is great. in colorado, our state supreme court has repeatedly upheld the right of all employers to terminate employees for positive drug tests, even though marijuana is…

that jacket is a bit shapeless for you. you want something that comes in at the waist. if it had a belt, i could see you in it. like, a nice, thick belt with a big chunky buckle. but alas.

here’s the most shocking fact about dolly parton: she’s got a bunch of secret tattoos that are always covered up for her public appearances.

Say ‘It’s Moot’ to the Suit
Say ‘Meh’ to the Man
Say ‘All Flaws’ to the In-Laws