you guys i made my best decision in a while:

but when are you getting a theme song???

eugh, repulsive. here’s hoping he loses whatever job he has and you can both wash your hands of him for good.

it’s one of my most prized gifs. i could never in a million years. i can’t get within telescope viewing distance of that level of fine motor control. the baby is pretty choice, too, though. that expression on his face is perfect.

i had to block a couple of my husband’s exes for him on facebook because the thought of doing it made him too anxious

“bill cosby: sexual liberator!”

hot take incoming:

that sounds fantastic. the downside to doing my french press myself is the pound of coffee’s been in the freezer for a while by the time i get to the end of it, but there’s a roaster in town that i used to live near that has excellent beans. sometimes they even have kona available - not like a 10% blend, an actual…

okay but for real can we talk about coffee? i recently got a french press for the office and it has changed my life. they did away with the office coffee pot and got one of those horrible keurig machines which, completely aside from being disastrous for the environment, just makes bad coffee, so i went out on my own…

ride hot for the dick
fuck leviathan, all headshots for the dick
give my loot for the dick
have it if you want it honey, all exotics

nothing galls that type of white person like a space that’s built around someone other than their own august personage

couldn’t say in this specific instance, but i know that in the case of dogs, the smaller ones tend to have longer lifespans than the really big ones

that simple daily dose cost me $400 for the one-month course i needed for post-exposure prophylaxis, and that’s with my commercial insurance. without it, the monthly cost can be four or five figures - well out of the range of most people’s ability to pay

not really. these studies are looking specifically at populations with hiv that is controlled and treatable via medication, and specifically omits strains that are drug resistant. these results only show that if a person who’s hiv+ has a strain that responds to antiretroviral medication, they can get to a point where…

i mean i would also pay to watch jane lynch stab that corpulent fuck to death with the remains of a lamp she broke over his head, but i feel like we need to keep our national treasures out of jail

maybe we can start a captive breeding program for the vika. it’s likely to be critically endangered once they have enough data to make the determination - and who wouldn’t want to house a few 20lb ratties?

s/he was right here with me the whole time. when was it? yeah, that whole week. just box wine and the good place reruns.

“Terrible things happening in Texas right now. Horrible! Have asked Pence to send in troops. Wonderful troops. Very best. You’re gonna do so much surviving you’ll be sick of it. And he gave me a new coloring book! This one has clam hats and lots of pluses on fire for some reason. So good. But the crayons are too small…

just don’t mention the charges and our ‘deal-maker in chief’ will assuredly forget about them and assume they’re shelved