excluding any rich person from any thing ever anywhere that they had even a passing fancy for

one is a deranged homicidal maniac clown with nothing but contempt for all humanity, and the other is a fictional character

i have never heard of fish on pizza before - that’s an amazing idea and one i will have to try at the next opportunity

hazel’s suggestion was fantastic, but shook-me + shook-you is also excellent and it would have been a disservice to the community to continue omitting it

i would be okay with buying a front row ticket, commemorative t-shirt, and celebratory vuvuzela for the occasion

no home shopping comedy reel would be complete without drunk mariah carey! (alack, i am at work and have not the links)

i’m afraid you’re out on a limb by yourself here, amigo - ‘marsupial’ doesn’t pun easily

sounds right to me

besides which, i count nine stripes

it’s definitely a subtweet - it’s a rude tweet that is obviously about the ochre ogre, but without mentioning or @ing him - but not shade, because girlfriend, there is no mistaking about whom she is speaking

there was a comment above that claimed paul hollywood was on people’s secret ‘would’ list, but

‘but please note for future objections that defendant does not appear to be making any effort to disguise his monstrousness’

gardner is a supreme piece of shit. anything he says on the subject will only raise your blood pressure. he’s not about to see reason.

i mentioned this to my dude and he brought up rough night, and it occurred to me i haven’t heard any reported instances lately of trilby-wearing mras shrieking about how women aren’t funny

fortunately it’ll be nearly impossible to hear by accident because i can’t conceive of any self-respecting radio station intentionally playing it

i think the main and largest hole in zillow’s case is that whether it’s copyright infringement or not, zillow doesn’t own the images so they aren’t legally in a position to sue - the person who took the pictures would have to

there’s actually wine in the fridge, here in the office, left over from an open house we had a few weeks ago

especially concerning for someone with a prior miscarriage, no doubt, but it sounds like all is well 🤞

they went extinct fairly recently, too - around 13,000 years ago. before that it was basically a big-ass wolf that preyed mostly on north american megafauna.