ah, the ol’ “let me approve all the edits” a.k.a. “stall indefinitely if i don’t like the tone of the piece”

there is also an X button in the top right corner you can hit to just close the window

no, that can’t possibly be right

first time in their department, maybe

it’s hilarious to me that she took the picture in front of her huge personal home gym, which is how she actually loses weight

it’s crazy, yo - they’re recklessly opening the door for hundreds, thousands of people to be charged with rape and sexual assault, and for no better reason than that they once, sometime in the past, committed a rape or sexual assault they didn’t catch charges for

so this ‘no tapes’ announcement means one of two things:

for the record, they may be charged with privacy offenses if the state(s) in which they recorded are two-party consent states, but the brunt of the charge is that they falsified government identity documents and lied about their identities to appear to be authorized to discuss the donation of fetal tissue. that’s…

i was in the mood to hear coldplay (fuck you, don’t judge me - you clicked on a link to a post about a rita ora song!) so i went and watched that video, and now my brain is trying to comprehend how or why they put wyoming plates on a left-hand-drive bmw

yeah with kinja, if you’re an approved commenter and you reply, even without starring, to an unapproved commenter, it approves whatever comment you replied to. if you want to get your petty level over 9,000 you could make a burner just for dragging those trolls, and then dismiss, but i’ve never worked up the energy or…

well martha plimpton, at least, is a goddamned treasure and you could do a lot worse than to search her on netflix and watch whatever comes up that she was in

you don’t have to look very far, that woodwork is fucking magic

if i was looking down the barrel of a life expectancy where cirrhosis was not a possibility due to the likelihood of lion attack/sepsis/murder by a babylonian/death by strep throat, i would probably house a fair bit of ale my own self

tater tots > onion rings > fries

when i was 3 i stuck a house key into an electrical outlet, and i’ve never raped anyone, so we may need to reach further still for an explanation

anyone else think that ‘universal’ statement is as close to a confirmation as they could safely go?

that is a lot, but in a great way

100%, 130% if andrew garfield and whoever his bff is (i can’t find the actor’s name because i don’t recall/know the character’s name) fall in love with each other and go together

have you tried removing the j-bend and clearing it that way? hell of a lot easier than actually snaking it, and it usually does the trick unless the blockage is actually in the wall or something