And that’s not even counting the additional tweets congratulating himself on his “successful” trip abroad, which was successful only in the sense that the world’s NATO leaders resisted the urge to pin him down and smother him with a pillow.

no, currants, probably

😍

hair game on point, obviously, but i need to see more of that dress

confirmation bias is a hell of a drug

oh he loves cats. they’re his favorite toy. once when my mother dogsat him for me while i was out of town, he treed one of her cats and she couldn’t get ahold of him for 45 minutes.

one of my favorite things in the world is waking up at 10am on a monday with sun already shining in the window and knowing i don’t have to go anywhere i don’t want to that day

the whole sordid affair makes no sense if you look at it as two people acting in good faith and just going about their lives. it makes a lot of sense when you look at two brands’ ambassadors taking actions carefully calculated by their management teams to generate increased interest when those brands are releasing new…

it might be, briefly, after a four month process of gradual familiarization and meat provision

ohhhh no - not now, not later, not ever. he is an only dog by choice. we tried to get him a companion - lovely, bright, cooperative, beautiful little cocker spaniel. she was a good ten pounds smaller than him so we thought, surely he won’t feel threatened. we had to send her back to the foster home after three days so…

yeah, our foxy is nobody’s therapy dog - if anything, he should be receiving therapy for his many emotional problems

awww. someone’s got a very active tongue. adorable.

see i’m jealous of that. at my partner’s office they have doggo fridays and unlike here, they’re free to roam. we have all kinds of restrictions and we have to sign a contract and not more than two dogs totaling 90lbs, etc. liability issues, is what they tell me.

my dog’s been coming with me to the office for the last few weeks and the only thing he hates more than being cooped up in my cubicle all day is being at home by himself

tuesday night music club is a good album

bobby, i appreciate you protecting the more impulsive of us from inadvertently learning more about gwen stefani and blake shelton’s cartoonishly over-demonstrative relationship, even if it was unconscious

“i’ve actually been doing this routine literally for years so i’ll thank you not to make any untoward comparisons”

half-assed? come on, people - you’ve got to get that ass coverage down to a quarter to an eighth, at most, to even get into the same cherritory!

for me, will and grace will always and forever be in the same bucket as katy ‘i adopted your identity briefly for entertainment purposes only and i liked it’ perry