i’m guessing it’s a specific bit of industry jargon, but when i hear ‘over-the-top platform’, i’m thinking, did rupaul’s drag race have a dunk tank or something?

what do i need to do to have an elephant land on this hideous asshole? whatever it takes, man, i’m there

‘don’t mind me - just some rangefinding. you’ll know when i’m ready.’ - the earth herself

no, they weren’t asking a journalist how he voted - they were asking you, billy

that bear looks almost identical to the first stuffed toy i ever had

the first one i ever got was a brown bear, about 14" tall. this was about age 2.5 or so. not long after that, my mother made him a little red shirt with a white patch on the front and taught me the basics of sewing so I could “make him a shirt” i.e. sew some scraps and patches on. i made one of them into a pocket.

literally every state in the midwest will have some canned explanation of why they’re not actually the midwest. i once had an nebraskan tell me ‘no actually we’re a great plains state’ and then act surprised when i burst out laughing.

i hear there are some islands up near greenland entirely devoid of human women

thank you for reminding me green light exists. think i’ll go enjoy the original, though.... when is that album out??

i mean

i’m just gonna leave this here...

i still like them

trying to decide if ‘dama’ is continuing the bit or actually obtuse, which fact may make this the most artful part of the entire affair

i mean that is the literal intention

possibly even.... a clothed woman’s body, holding a guitar?? but i don’t wanna blow your mind yo /s

he probably does have terrible taste

anyone else wonder if he faked his death to get out of paying out on any lawsuits? no? just me?

‘i understand the obstacles women face - after all, i’m one of them!’

it’s snowing in denver. supposed to continue on through to 8am tomorrow. could have a snow day friday.

i have yet to run into ted danson in a nice suit and bowtie, so i’m holding out hope