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b d wong! be still, my heart. i can only hope he shows up as the main villain in jurassic parkier, so he has a chance to really sit down and get to grips with all the scenery chewing we need from him.

would that be before, after, or during his exciting new plans for an environment-friendly water-conserving shower?

new fantasy: after five full, increasingly uncomfortable minutes of the two yanking each other back and forth, duterte loses his temper and guns down the yam in chief

it really is at every level with these tools. you don’t ‘hire’ slave labor.

the uk beat us to the punch, even! and now it’s france’s turn to think they’re better and therefore not bother actually voting or anything crass like that and, whoopsie, surprise! get stuck with a fascist in charge.

point of order - very few people said trump was pro-lgbtq. basically only trump employees and a handful of deeply racist white gays, and that hagfish jenner. literally every other person on the face of the planet, including probably a few of the cannier bedouin tribes, knew the actual score. but i guess that was

honestly, by that standard, most of these ladies out here would be so fractional that i think we might need to have a smaller unit of measure as well. you might be able to measure kim in oprahs but unless we’re talking about millioprahs, you’re going to need to go scientific notation for someone like nicole polizzi.

how is that ivanka item better news? is germany going to keep her? possibly locked in a cellar, chained to something?

if i was writing it, mulder would admit a deep secret intense passionate love for scully, and scully would say, ‘well tough, i’m married to idris elba and we’re forming a triad with salma hayek’

dear fox,

anyone else worried that mel b’s abuser fed her lies about the nanny being in on it to try and deepen the gaslighting and abuse?

i feel like the fact that jesse james is answering his own email still leaves you with the W

i guess i forgot for a second which universe i actually lived in. anyone know the way back to the one where facts matter? please??

my big problem with vr games is the same as my problem with the kinect. i’ll never live somewhere with that much free space. so something like elite: dangerous seems like the perfect application for vr, but at the same time, not exciting enough of a difference for me to invest the amount of money required.

new yorkers have a sort of severely myopic view of their city as if it was some kind of magical utopia and haven for everyone everywhere - actually, strike that, this is mostly just the rich entitled new yorkers who live in manhattan and can afford to take cabs everywhere - but they believe it’s some sort of

doubt it! like all good republicans, his christianity is most likely a paper-thin veneer over his worship of the party’s true god, mammon

god i hope they fail to protect her safety

in what universe is vladimir ‘that’s MY ukraine’ putin any kind of force for ANTI-imperialism?? do they just want to see more empires fighting each other over the ‘marginal’ territories? i can’t begin to understand such a mindset.

if he does fail upward, we’ll follow him. he’s not going to stop harassing, so whoever does pick him up will be the subject of the next set of suits. we’ll hound him to the ends of the earth. soon, too, we’ll get after others like him. as long as it remains against the law, we can push harder and further until that

to think how much hope we all had a scant two years ago. it boggles the mind.