or the empire strikes back is their attempt to shut down voter registrations illegally early, and june will be the return of the jedi

my recollection is that part of the impetus for them designing this ‘kinja’ system and the burner account system was that anyone could comment anonymously and gawker wouldn’t even be able to trace them if the government had a warrant. like, they don’t log ip addresses or anything. their rationale was that this would…

get out your bucket of rubies, high-end jeweler

shit cost me $400 for a one-month course of treatment. everyone else has either far better prescription coverage than i do, or money to burn.

“the possible effects of eastern mysticism”

we’re all feeling the chafe now, aren’t we?

guarantee if you could ask the man himself without reflexively vomiting at the sight, he wouldn’t remember having said it and would probably just guess, or else talk about something else altogether

he’s chosen to work out primarily with Nick Jonas in West Hollywood

i have these. they’re pretty great.

get you some brooks. they still only make the one colorway in wide sizes, and only for some of their shoes, but they’re pretty neat nonetheless.

marry me!

“Look, when I said I wouldn’t be involved in the administration, I entirely meant it, but no one could have anticipated how fast that old lump was going to start sundowning,” Ivanka didn’t say but probably should have. She then could have continued, if she had the courage, “I love Bannon and all the poors he’s going…

no, from the first time. so far as i know they don’t actually have a new one yet, just some noise about how they hope to kill more poors, as christ intended.

a girl can dream...

omigod are we going to be rid of this turd? i’m still in the afterglow of paul ryan’s sadness about his poor people murder bill going down in hilarious flames. ^_^

i would love for polansky to come back to the us, so we can finally arrest him and he can start serving the jail sentence he’s owed for the rape of which he was convicted

which just makes me wonder if de blasio has been sitting on this with the plan, all along, of announcing the proposed closure at a politically-expedient time, and leaving everyone to languish in that hell a little longer so he can score his points at a better time for him.

so the faq on their website says, “Men who have had sex with other men within the past 5 years are eligible to register as a potential volunteer donor,” but trying to register, it threw me out when i picked yes for that question. how bizarre.