the first rule of blizzard club is, nothing cotton.

us. those of us not swooning over this turd’s loud, oft-repeated lies, anyway. go buy a gun, imo. (never would have thought to say that even six months ago, but...)

Should we all just throw our phones down a very deep well and return to princess phones and answering machines?

i just don’t see a way in which the death of net neutrality doesn’t spell disaster for streaming services. comcast’s only goal is to charge me as much money as possible and provide as little value as it can, so if they can either crank down my data rates for these high-bandwidth services, or else charge huge…

will he ruin the companies? no. will he drive the cost up so people like me can’t afford it anymore? in about 5... 4... 3... 2...

trump supporters can’t tell the difference between rosie o’donnell and rosie, the jetsons’ robot maid

oh come on - he’s the president, not the presitrix. (is that even a word? lol)

i always appreciate a stephan reference - i can’t star though, so here you go ★

i could stand to have a fair bit more tenacity and courage - maybe then i wouldn’t be stuck in this dead-end job

i mean

my first thought was ‘i wonder if you could do this with teddy ruxpin’

you don’t know - maybe carmen sandiego’s up in this piece

and the global grind item is confusing because they correctly identify the move as a drag, but then also call it shade? is it also simultaneously bone-dry and sopping wet?

i would suggest that the sports ball shade here is that sports ball guy 1 is suggesting that literally anyone can be a credentialed photographer if they’re famous and that skill or public interest in one’s work do not correlate, thus calling sports ball guy 2 out as a dilletante - i.e. ‘i’m as much a professional…

just popping in to remark how tickled i am that ol’ uncle paul went to the trouble to put in a down arrow in his post, when the present-day twitter image embed puts the image above the tweet

also aren’t you supposed to accept full responsibility for your actions? cuz it really sounds to me like he’s blaming the tequila. but i guess that’s your only play if you actually do believe you’re being oppressed by a cabal of evil jews.

well it’s basically the same thing, innit? some harlot’s gonna go to the clinic, get a hefty bag full of misoprostol, and go peddling it to the third graders across the street, and before you know it, bam - they’re aborting every night!

if you want to come for kendal for confusing modeling with stroke victim cosplay, by all means

as gorgeous as it is, i can’t help wondering if ms. campbell is only playing herself by responding at all to someone like kendall

ugly americans is a deeply underrated show