a ‘non-invasive’ surgery is like laparoscopic surgery where they make a like 1 or 2 inch incision and put in basically a 1" diameter endoscopic probe with surgical instruments on the business end, versus cutting the person from stem to stern so you can fit a surgeon’s hands in there. ‘less invasive’ would be more…

how very DARE you suggest such unspeakable filth about HRH Gillian Anderson!

you can’t just go around grabbing (white) women’s pussies! those are some other man’s property! infringing on the property rights of a man is an unspeakable crime. and i guess the women don’t like it either or whatever.

omg i would love her to do a disco album. semi-related but the song ‘i was here’ off 4 always annoys me because it’s this wailing dirge but i think it would be entirely transformed by recasting it as a disco ballad.

in my area they now have a chorizo that is actually really good, just in time for my doctor to start telling me about ‘your cholesterol is too high wah wah wah’

The nomination — by way of a largely older, male voting base — of a brazen and unapologetic misogynist.

whatever the truth of the matter, it pleases me to believe you sat down and typed out the entire list of countries each time it occurred, rather than copying and pasting. i could not for the life of me explain why. certainly, though, i read them word by word each time.

i am a brilliant liar, but terrible at improvisation. my best entry for this story encapsulates this nicely. it’s not a winner, but it was embarrassing.

are we gonna talk about how the two nice white ladies are wearing pretty dresses and the woman of color has been turned into a dog? or nah?

recently kinja’s been acting up badly when my ad blocker is on - can’t star posts, can’t comment, post options menu won’t appear, etc. maybe it’s a similar issue?

i personally would accept any kind of dog

kelly, my dear, i think autocorrect has struck again. i’m sure you probably know more about alan turing than i do. although it’s certainly possible there was another famous heroic british homosexual coincidentally named alan turning.

Can’t say that i have. We’d have to be talking about close to when the house was built, based on a) the manner of the old woman’s dress, although not being a fashion historian, i could be wrong, and b) the demography of the neighborhood. Pretty sure the old woman was/is white, and this particular neighborhood has been…

Our crawlspace is under the entire one floor house. The furnace is down there, and a metric ton of spiders, but nothing else that I ever saw.

i had sleep paralysis occasionally for a few months. it only occurred in one bedroom. maybe it was just the water bed being bad for posture, although i’d also slept in that waterbed for years as a teen and never had trouble.

i have something of an update to my report from last year. i’m an atheist and a skeptic, but part of being a good skeptic is looking fairly and honestly at all the evidence. probably this can all be explained by some weird instance of sleep disruption, but there’s enough weirdness to it to make an avowed…

janelle monae. always and forever. i would be helpless.

fuck’s sake. it’s just weed! it’s legal here! there are stores every three blocks that sell it! the worst thing to come out of that is their signs are tacky af, but you know what? i think i’ll goddamned survive. let grandma have her spliff.

michelle not letting his name pass her lips? that is golden shade. every time she talks about him without talking about him it gets better. the microphone tap is probably more of a drag.

but the people who would rejoice at that are already supporting him, so his numbers wouldn’t go up. all that’d do is he’d lose a few more of the deranged, wildly self-deluded people out there who still believe he’d ‘be the best for women, really, so great, i have so much respect for women, you won’t believe it’