i don’t have my gifs on hand at the moment but if i did, this is where my gif of a burning yacht drifting past would go

i’m confused why people are putting this much work into thinking about a trump presidency when carrot-bottom himself has as good as said that it would be a pence presidency

i don’t get the impression that they’ve decided it’s fake, necessarily, but they’re certainly being thorough in reporting the circumstances surrounding the claim that might cast doubt onto the legitimacy of the claim as stated, which i think is entirely warranted at this point

i’d say they’re in safe territory reporting on public court documents and verifiable communication voluntarily sent to professional journalists, though

right? life has certainly handed her a whole entire basket of fresh citrus here, but damned if she didn’t go paint that shit gold

personally i’d rather see hillary in sneakers than gary in some wing tips. you’re out there on your grind every day, get you some comfy shoes. and maybe don’t suborn military coups against the democratically-elected governments of our erstwhile allies, but the shoe thing is maybe a little easier, so let’s start there,…

http://imgur.com/lCRorTm

HE IS

but look at that FACE though

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i would laugh and laugh and laugh if the school’s response to the suit was to open up additional investigations against all the other faculty who’ve gotten lenient punishments for sexual harassment

“This vicious and conniving behavior is straight from the Clinton Playbook” Miller wrote, claiming that Clinton was “too weak to get an answer.”

blac chyna will eat her placenta in the delivery room as soon as it’s out of her, because if she doesn’t, kris might get ahold of it, and then all is lost

my hope is that if i keep it up past when it stops being fashionable, it’ll be okay, except it is possible i will be involuntarily bald by that point. probably not, though, right? they’ll move on soon, right? >.>

here is my problem

0.0004%

i would love to put my dog into a sport coat and bowtie to fully and entirely the same extent he would hate it

i know mullet dresses are frowned on, but that mullet blouse is weirdly giving me life. i would wear that with a form-fitting mid-thigh skirt, just so people behind me thought i was pantsless, but i don’t have the bust to really work it.

though going to the source it looks like the exact quote is ‘excellent mental condition’ which is less trump shade and more reference to the concussion nonsense.