is no one going to remark on how deliciously shady the ‘excellent mental health’ bit is? i hope the honorable judge brown catches that one, because it’s fantastic.

the rationale i always heard for why ‘oriental’ fell out of use is that it collapses huge swaths of the largest continent on the planet into one term, as if mongols, filipinos, and koreans were all essentially similar or indistinguishable. which seems like an entirely fair complaint to me. but certainly, my white ass…

frank ocean’s great and all, but i am still hype about missy’s album and waiting with bated breath for the whole thing to drop

i mean but how old is todd? because googling that question i’m seeing references to the dog being new in mid-august, and i could certainly believe that’s a 4-8 month old chowchow.

surely materials science has advanced to the point where we could have slightly more durable/less leak-prone versions today...

i would be delighted if eugene levy’s eyebrows showed up to comment. although i guess why would they care? god loves a terrier.

that’s a fair point. the idea that there is a single coherent ‘feminist dream’ is reductive and restricts women’s and feminists’ agency to make that determination individually.

honey are you tryna get me fired? i had to fight to not guffaw at earsplitting volume, and here’s me at the office. i just thought the words ‘looking like a halloween decoration’ and had to bite my lip. gurl...

*reading, reading* ha, yeah, that sounds like a drag, well at least this dull show was a good excuse for some snark, *reading, reading*

i would argue that making an informed decision to choose that life for yourself should be acceptable within the framework of feminism, as long as you don’t condemn other women for making different choices. i haven’t read the linked article because really who has the time, but the excerpted portions don’t strike me as…

Condoms are actually very elastic and you could cram a heart in there if you were very determined, especially if you own a Vitamix.

i saw her at red rocks back in july. she hadn’t been since i believe 1971, when she was doing a show with willie nelson. that must have been a sight to see. it was amazing and worth every penny.

....why does the office of dallas’s district attorney own a porsche?

i mean fuck guy, they don’t have to live under the yoke of a chauvinist order, because in france, their husbands and fathers have no legal right to force them to dress or act any kind of a way once they’re adults. they can then freely choose whether to participate in any given religious practice, and guess what,…

when muslim women are chasing other women around trying to hold them down and force them into burkinis, then come talk to me about how they are ‘imposing’ themselves on the public sphere.

if she had stopped at ‘how much’ there would have been more of a case. note that kim’s response to the ‘how much’ remark suggests kim interpreted it as, like, ‘you’re being so extra right now’. later on, she might have stopped to think to herself, ‘wait, did she mean how much like i was a hooker?’ and that would have…

high likelihood that is a baby doggie, so hard to say what the adult size will be. bichon was my first instinct except the skull shape is wrong. it’s a little longer and less rounded than most of the small dogs i’ve met, your malteses and yorkies and what have you, which makes me wonder if it might grow a little bit…

also probably by a criminal syndicate or two - yay rio!

would i be willing to hand a stranger a $20 disposable camera and ask them to take my picture? sure. would i be wiling to hand a stranger my $700 phone and ask them to take my picture? pass. this would be my main decision point.

wait, you mean there are homos who aren’t dainty musical theater enthusiasts who lounge around certain bars in ladies’ blouses? what a discovery! someone call nat geo! get that shit on leo’s gram! i might actually exist - who knew?