i cannot deal with how badly i want to jump seth rogen’s bones. send help. (or send seth.) (in fact, just skip the help.)

chad, 100%

i legit cannot come up with one you missed, bobby

your caption on the second figure incorrectly says the scale is in millions of years - it’s actually in thousands

ohhh, i see

there is a burning need deep in my soul for them to write the entire song and do the whole music video. i will pay money for it, if i have to.

i’m just curious why the little ‘j’ logo for the title bar isn’t listing at a 25 degree angle and possibly snapping in half. it seems like the obvious way to take that one.

how is this not already his profile pic tho

❤💕💖💙💜💓💗💚💞💝♥

i set up a thing on my google calendar and have it email me a week ahead of time. that way i have time to move some money out of savings if there isn’t enough in checking.

i mean

i assume everyone attending a phish concert spends most of their time wandering around trying to macgyver a bong out of household objects, so that fits in the ‘other technical type project’ rubric

agree on both counts. cargo shorts are 100% appropriate for:

This is America so we have the right to feel however they want to feel.

well if you haven’t heard his mixtape yet you can probably legally get that for free somewhere. it’s called ‘Nostalgia, ULTRA’ and it’s comparable in quality to channel orange.

i will be a little surprised if it stops at something as benign as workplace sexual harassment and doesn’t go on to some much darker, grimmer charges

but without any of the dignity or professionalism, of course

reading through the comments, i mistakenly read that as ‘after the third grade’, and thought, ‘yeah, sounds about right’

lost if you tend to prefer up-tempo numbers, pyramids if you like the slow jams. for me, lost all the way.