you could put a physical disk in my hand that says ‘boys don’t cry by frank ocean’ on it and i still wouldn’t believe you unless i got it in a cd player and it started playing new frank ocean music

now with extra vitamin R!

joke’s on you - little xerneas is in preschool already and reading at a fifth grade level

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

the only thing you’ve said other than your original provocation worth mentioning is your continued attempts to, yes, paint me as crazy. if you can offer any other reason for coming here besides provoking people, we can discuss that.

this continuing attempt to paint me as crazy or like i’m deeply upset or as if i’m inventing things to be mad about (pretending the sarcasm isn’t hostile, acting like i’m making up words, etc.) is gaslighting, and it’s been a popular silencing tactic probably since the invention of language. anyone on jezebel should…

maybe you aren’t aware? your mocking, sarcastic tone clearly conveys hostility. if that isn’t your intention, i would recommend against leading with it. and please don’t think you can gaslight me into thinking i’m being unreasonable, here.

it doesn’t really help to deliberately misconstrue what i’ve said, let alone to so wildly exaggerate my position. if someone didn’t care about a thing, i would expect them to just ignore it. going to the extra effort to seek out writing on a topic one doesn’t care about would be a waste of time unless there was some…

i agree that humor is a useful coping mechanism, am not sure what you think i need help for or why, and still don’t know if you have some other reason for coming here and posting besides antagonizing fans; do you? because, again, that’s just not very kind.

if that’s the case, then the only reason i can think to come here and comment is that you actively want to antagonize people who do

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google translate suggests ‘Non est quod ad vos’

toluene is also highly reactive and the main ingredient in trinitrotoluene, better known as TNT.

and like, the excuse i hear people give is ‘well she was probably just trying to copy the gesture he’s doing in that giant picture’

okay but

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i see two strong options:

this is true but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t also protest hillary - the objective of each protest is different. opposing trump is an out and out attempt to keep him out of the white house, but protesting hillary on this is probably more along the lines of trying to call her supporters’ attention to the issue and…

depends. are you willing to tie it into a halter top and wear some daisy dukes with it? because that would help.

(even supposing that’s true, i am talking about the time between now and the election, i.e. the campaign process, i.e. the period before whoever’s elected takes office)