hear hear

i anticipate that the election process will be a nightmare, no matter who wins - we’ll be subjected to the same barrage of indignities either way

every night until december is going to be nightmare night

ribbed for her pleasure

i mean, until he’s under contract on the purchase, anyone could swoop in and snatch her out from under his nose

Here we have Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift, two people whose celebrity is largely built on a curated image—Taylor as the put-upon good girl and Kim as... whatever you think Kim is.

as a homoflexible man who usually just presents as gay, i have seen plenty of prejudice against bisexuals in the gay community. it’s usually assumed that the guy is just gay, but trying to distance himself from that label and all that goes with it, or hang onto some vestige of his straight privilege. i have certainly…

reasonably certain those are all shots from open pit mines, which are insane things - go to 2:30 and try to spot the driver in that truck. the things are like two stories tall.

no, that tweet is dated to last december. he’s just joining the conga line of republicans hurling their dignity merrily onto the bonfire so they can serve taco salad on the trump train.

really, he’s a sort of obverse rumplestiltskin - he’ll vanish in a cloud of smoke if no one says his name.

‘nah just toss those spent fuel rods in the toilet. takes a couple flushes, but it’ll do the trick. i know they say you’re supposed to use all this safety gear handling them, but it takes so long! why bother.’

i can’t be mad at this song. every time i hear it i imagine singing it to my many closeted boyfriends of the past, and am therefore charmed.

“i’ll have the justin bieber on a hoagie with sauerkraut. i’m not hungry enough for the jon hamm.”

as a punishment meted out by the court to a person convicted of assault, it would be inappropriate

so this is a weird part of my life that i don’t really have anywhere to talk about, and i may as well howl it into the desolate void of the comments on an article posted a staggeringly long time ago (over 24 hours - practically ancient!).

that is a good number of periods for that statement

as a queer man, the only time i feel it’s appropriate to criticize someone for being disingenuous about their sexual preference is when they actively work against the rights of other queer people. (i’m looking at you, closeted republicans.) i won’t even criticize the log cabin set about their sexual identity, because…

my first choice would be ‘love never felt so good’ by mj

no the sheep is an electric type. i already have a jolteon, which is better anyway. do you have a rhyhorn? or a grimer? i’ll take either.

the good news is you can just dismiss any reply, for literally any reason, or even no reason. so you don’t even have to dignify those cat-baldening fuckos with a response.