thrael
Middle-Aged Pedant Kinja Turtle
thrael

Peace out PG

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

I was wondering why everyone was asking about the changed layout and mine was the same as ever.

But all still stuck with fucking Kinja.

but all of us r stuck with fucking Kinja (BARF)

My theory is that since the majority of people are right handed they're going for accidental clicks from people scrolling on mobile.

I tend to do so as well, but you can’t deny that food and cars do have a history.

I thought it was Kinja in yet another complete failure to render correctly.

They like to keep their enemies confused. And everyone else too apparently.

Is there a point to the new format? Seems backward now, for no real reason.

When she was younger, a stationary bike murdered her father. He wasn’t a perfect man, but he loved her. He’d gotten into some trouble in his youth, but he thought it was all behind him. Early one morning though, he heard the unmistakable whir of Peloton’s wheel behind him and he knew his past has caught up. “You don’t

“Daddy made mommy self conscious about her weight by gifting her a stationary bike for Christmas, and now she’s a narcissist monster that insists we watch all of her Instagram stories of her on the bike as a family on the living room television.”

Toilets stolen from Navy ship. Sailors don’t have anything to go on.

The OC was referencing, as The Root has been since 2016, the 53% of white women who voted for Trump.

As a white man myself, I have no idea man. Not one.

White people are weird, they weird out other white people! 

I’d be lying if I said I that wasn’t the last article I read. Lord help us all.

WTF? Sun tanning assholes? And it’s not a whole person?

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”