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I’ve never heard and insult that went, “Talk faster, but silently” Read more

I remember you from the comments!
So this is the next Hoard level collector/writer?

A slideshow? LOL
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Congrats!

I appreciate this level of dedication to a bit.  

Hi Ethan,

He may be in Lebanon, but he can’t escape the smooth shifting Xtronic CVT which features dynamic step shifting, wider gear ratio coverage, and an adaptive shift controller. The result is a more connected, spirited driving experience – all without sacrificing fuel economy. ©  

My favorite part is the lack of calipers.

Where is the caliper? I can’t take it!
Here it is!

I think these are dual purpose ... as they whistle so the deer will stop grazing and wander out to the middle of the road to see what’s coming

See also: the fake turbo whistle attachment from Autozone!

Blame? Canada!

Wait for the sun to rise. Regular fusion will be visible.

Battery technologies need to have lots of properties at the same time to be commercially viable and these announcements usually don’t mention the one property that the new technology doesn’t have that is the ultimate deal-breaker. For example:
- Environmentally friendly- check
- High capacity/energy density - check
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It does seem to be that way, doesn’t it? Read more

K5 is already taken.

In the UK, the stupid pills you take would be much cheaper.

You just described private health insurance. Only the corporate bureaucrat in question is personally financially incentivized to deny you coverage.

Ya, I wouldn’t want to pay 50 gold each time to start the car up either.