pretty sure it’s just to speed up the subtitles.. but that is pretty funny

Breaking kinja silence to congratulate Miss Mercedes!! Living the dream <3

Is he hoping to become Lebanonymous?

Well.. now that roadkill is legal to take home and eat in California, gotta get your venison somehow...

I didn’t... but someone mentioned in the Discord server that they thought they were greyed and that we got Spanfellered again. Turned out to be a misunderstanding.

Just testing to see if I have been sent to the greys

There’s quite a bunch of us Kinja refugees (since Splinter/Deadspin died) hanging out in Discord on the daily... not sure if you’ve checked it out, but here’s an invite...

They are A/B testing, meaning some of us have the new layout (barf) and others have the original layout (slightly less barf)

It’s a deep-fake of Emmy Rossum on an actress who got paid pennies instead of what Emmy would have made.

So.. you get slightly annoyed and your reaction is to deliberately hamper the driver’s vision (along with everyone else in the coverage of your high-beams) and generally reducing safety for everyone around you on the road?

I’m still wondering if that’s Emmy Rossum in the commercial.. if it isn’t it’s not only a spitting image, but her voice sounds similar too.

“loose bag of skin leaden with a pair of testes.”

Trust Torch to make an article about deep-diving into toilets.

Impreza Sport is not a bad idea.

Is it inexplicably always soaked, or is it inexplicably frequently soaked? I must know the truth!

Since Subaru is apparently *never* bringing back the hatch WRX... I kind of want a Focus RS now.

We have newer, better snacks in the Left of Dead discord.

I’m even more amazed that comments are allowed.

No herbs allowed!!!

I have been very lucky, and it has been extremely reliable. I bought it in 2012, the original owner put 60,000 miles on it commuting on the freeway every day... I have only put 29,000 more miles on it in the past 7 years, so I’d call that low miles for a 2009? Low-ish?