thrael
Middle-Aged Pedant Kinja Turtle
thrael

I don’t know why this particular bit is so upsetting to me in the wide scheme of dumbassedry that’s going on here, but CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS are set by your BRAIN and NOT YOUR ASS no matter how stupid you are.

♪ ♫ Sunshine, on my butthoooole, make me happeeeeeeee ♪ ♫ 

THERE’S A REASON IT’S CALLED WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE.

Tired: shaking your fists at the clouds

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

Butt the exposure

“You, uh... you don’t pay me.”

Aww shucks. X-mas arrived early at Casa Huja!

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

I loved that concert!!

What is stunning to me is that they thought that their approach would bring more clicks to the site. Step 1, kill your current readership; Step 2, ???; Step 3, profit!

Yeah, I’ve learned a lot on this site and it has been really helpful for me, a middle aged white guy, to hear a variety of perspectives, but I am getting less and less from this site/these sites each day.  Such a shame.

Well yeah, hardly a mystery, but I’m still going to tell him his herb-instincts are stupid.

I’m thinking the lack of coverage might be herb-related...

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

Fuck. That.

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more