Equally impressive was being able to take a left turn in Jersey.

How has your STI been in terms of reliability and long term quality now that its 11 years old? Do you have a lot of miles on it?

carnage, evidently.

Traction control goes “wait, that’s illegal” and cuts power.
In a vehicle without traction control? *Shrug*

They even made a Schwarzenegger movie about this sort of crap.

Dude, mixed tapes. Especially from the radio. Burning CDs wasn’t an (affordable) thing until this 38 year-old was a freshman in college, let alone the true Gen-Xers that had to figure out creative ways to make mixed tapes.

The cassette adapter was amazing, but depending on your phone’s charging port to aux port proximity, you couldn’t really charge and listen at the same time without getting all that feedback. It’s the only reason that bluetooth is superior to aux cables. That, and some phone cases make getting to the ports really…

Heathens eat at Churches...

Yep.
I worked at a department store when Furby came out and...

I’m sorry, I thought I was ready to talk about this. 

This reminds me of the Great Cabbage Patch War of the 80's where white people would beat up children to get the dolls. 

You beat me to this!!!

I lost my WRX wagon in Harvey, I sat on the insurance money for over a year trying to convince myself one of the new WRX sedans are just as appealing. They aren't, I bought something else, but at least weekly I mention missing my wagon. I'd buy another one TODAY if they made it.

I was on the fence about having kids

What happens when you have 5’4 soccer moms driving around in tanks they can’t see out of.

stick to baseball!!!

I came here for one thing and one thing only.....Hover cat

Unless you are single because you’re a miserable person who’s flaws and character deficiencies

Damn I've never felt more seen by a comment 😂😂😳😳😳 

Single calls a spade a spade: you’re not dating someone, you’re not married, and that’s okay.

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you.