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Hey, did you guys hear that Jim Spanfeller is an herb? https://johncook.kinja.com/jim-spanfeller-is-a-herb-by-emma-carmichael-1839545670/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Sure would be nice if you had an entire staff of writers and editors who worked on a profitable and popular sports blog to write about this. Too bad....

The board of directors can’t be very happy about the new management running several properties into the ground.

Or credit Karu F. Daniels with the byline instead of that cowardly "Deadspin" nonsense.

I noticed that. It’s gross. Especially because I’m not sure how compensation works at The Root, but splicing that over to dead Deadspin probably doesn’t gain Karu very much. Especially when the byline is “Deadspin” and comments are disabled.

This was reposted to deadspin because the clueless management drove away all the talent and has stooped to all-”DEADSPIN STAFF” written pieces. 

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

But there is only one triathlete whereas there is an entire baseball team here

There are some legit hot baseball players. Brandon Crawford (SS for SF Giants) is hot, even though i’m a bit over his hair at this point. His brother in law, Gerrit Cole (newly free agent), also hot. I used to like to sit in the bleachers just to stare at Andres Torres’ (retired Giant) sexy ass. Buster Posey is…

Megan, Megan, Megan. You forgot the humble triathlete, he of single digit body fat, chiseled body, and can swim, bike, and run like the wind. They are often from Western Europe, make zero money, and smoke their fair share of dope with an EPO chaser.

I’m sure the sportsman has a stick he’d like to show off.

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

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