Thanks for what you did here. It was valuable and important. And sometimes ha dick jokes, which was nice.

I see no way for this to potentially bite me in the ass! And yes when I can properly kinja on my computer at home I shall

Zuk you madman.

We miss you, Megan.

Sadly ironic that you’re listed under the “Staff” tab of this thread...

“The MLS”

I just wanted to take a moment out of my day to thank you for this comment. 

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Your last article will be forever legendary... You’ll definitely get a direct call out in the wiki for Gawker/GMG/GO/conoco-mitsubishi-spork-warner-haliburton-monsanto in the 'death' section. 

This is the correct take.

Nice.

I don’t know about you, but if all the sports content is this sports-like, I might spend my valuable sports clicks here at DeadStickingtoSports all the sporting time!

Exquisite sports content

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It’s like umami for the commentariat soul.

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

*chef's kiss*

There’s no crying in sports.