I’m imagining there must have been a lot of Toblerone’s and imported Cadbury bars to make that kind of assumption.

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Fixed! 

Antiques Shitshow: how much is this old print of Song of the South worth?

First, your autoplay videos suck. Why did I all of the sudden start hearing Adam Devine talking about his shitty movie in the middle of an article about Jenny Slate?

In other news, Jarvis Landry has been offered the post of White House Communications Director.

i am also in that group

I guarantee victory against the Patriots.

He just got confused.  The touchdowns Baker is going to throw on Sunday don’t count for them.

2.5-liter EJ25 that currently lives in our WRX STI and hopped into our WRX in 2006;

Psh, that’s just an Impreza on stilts. Not really the fit/yaris size I’d imagine a new Justy would be. Plus the stats I saw on OPPO yesterday showed a year to date change of over 21% decrease in sales. I like the crosstrek and it certainly has sold like hotcakes in the past, but I wouldn’t exactly call it a Justy

Clarkson agrees with you.

Also 555 = 22B in hex ;)

EJ sounds quite a bit different from the FA, so I’m not sure why you would lump them together. Headers (equal vs unequal length) make a huge difference in sound. 

As a hoon, the EJ cruised the parking lots from La Jolla, to Riverside, and down to Pismo. The EJ. Who loved to hoon.

555 = Number of complainers / day about no WRX hatchback