That predates G/O Media by several owners.  We had autoplaying videos before I knew who Peter Thiel was.

Lets remember some Buicks

You can always count on Hammertoe for Mitchell for those threads. 

That is my life. Every school/ city I’ve ever been in has gone nuts building everything the moment after I leave.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

Good thing he is not a Redskin or they would have amputated the whole leg.

This is like graduating grade school and then finding out they built a new playground the year after you left

“I have an idea.” -Ronnie Lott

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

I know. I miss the great Splinter regulars.

He’s talking about Chris Isaak trying to sneak one on Cameron Diaz at the MTV Video Music Awards. I vividly remember her freaking out and yelling at him to stop when that happened. As a naive teenager at the time, I thought it was all part of the act. Looking back now? Fuck Chris Isaak.

It was Adrian Brody and Halle Berry. It was insane.

You're think Adrian Brody kissing Halle Berry.  Brody played a pianist in The Pianist that year.

We miss your comments.  It’s nice to see you poking around.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

“Sounds like luxury to me!”

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

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