In a normal world, you’d be right.

 Shut up, tomato. 

Apologies then, as your reply seemed to be in lockstep with your screen name.

Stupid terrible people in a shithole country.

Get him!!!

Ironically enough, a "Foxhole" is what I call a Conservative's mouth. 

#FoxholePresidency

Screenshat.

#FoxholePresidency

Isn't the implication here that Jared is so tough he "takes no prisoners" like the dumb old cliche goes? Which, in fairness, makes even more fucking hilarious that Kushner is being attributed that kind of fortitude.

WIRCHES!!

BINN THE WIRCH!!

“You can’t Impeach Me! I’ll Ipeach YOU! How doYou like THAT! I imPaech YOU”

*friendly, bearded father in fuzzy sweater leans in, smiling*camera goes soft focus*after school special music fades in*

Look, I don’t agree with his whole “killing millions of his own people” thing, but we bonded over our love of mustache creams, what can I say? Sorry I’m able to look past the little differences and get along with people, man!

Trump ... doesn’t actually know what “impeachment” means, does he? 

Found him!

THE WHITE HOUSE

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