Let’s get the obvious out of the way: He’s not going to be impeached. McConnell and the Senate simply won’t let it happen.

A little fact for those interested: To build credibility and instill confidence with their investors, companies bring in “brand names” for their boards. It isn’t about board members’ background in that industry, it’s about the message “we’re solid”, and they pay BIG (salary and options) to those names.

I was on the fence about whether or not Trump would actually be removed from office - if there was anything he could do to crater his approval enough or be repugnant enough to get thirty GOP senators to convict him for.

Yeah no...

Hi, stupid. Please be a better troll.

Why was it removed? The answer is simple:

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

This almost got me to make a twitter account, just to respond to that tweet with a picture of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and the caption “Look at this photograph”

Look at this photograph!

If you had told me this morning that this would be a headline, that both the president and his chinless son had unironically referenced Nickelback to bolster their current pet conspiracy theory, I wouldn’t have believed you. We are in the timeline God abandoned.

Seriously? This is how you remind me?

I hate you.

This is how you remind me

How dare you......

Blink if you need help Tricia! She’s blinking constantly- no, no wait I think that’s just the beer.

more like water’bro’ding

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!