“If you need a spot to hide from the King of Leeds, have I got the place for you.

769 statues of Corbyn erected? Seems like a nice number.

if you want to know how Trump won, it’s right here.

What this should be: One of the biggest political stories in years, dissected constantly by the 24-hour news media, driving disgust with the GOP and outraged calls for investigations and for change.

Biden, he made a lot of bees in Ukraine back in 19 dickety-two folks. We had to say “dickety” cause the illegal immigrants had stolen our word “twenty.” I was building a big beautiful wall to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

I think you can be anti-violence and still want to see Trump get his ass kicked.

this is an improvement tbh.

Bernie isn’t my choice either, but there is ZERO chance Medicare for All and so many other policies are even on the table without his 2016 run. I support Warren, but she’d also have zero chance at the nomination if it weren’t for him.

One day two friends, Jukka and Pekka, meet after a long time apart and they go to a sauna in the woods. They drink vodka in silence for a couple of hours. Then Jukka asks: “So Pekka, how have you been doing?” Pekka says nothing, and they continue drinking for another couple of hours. Eventually Jukka asks: “How’s the…

I used to, but then my doctor told me it was taking too many years off my life, so I had to give it up. Now I just drink a handle of whisky a day. It’s healthier in every way.

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

I guffawed when the Finnish president ended the joint press conference by standing next to Trump and saying America has spent hundreds of years building a democracy and he hopes we keep it up.

Christ, he is vile. Tell us more about the war and those dirty huns, Grandpa.

Oh, well then I apologize for my rampant anti-Semitism.

I’ll see your nightmare pairing, and give you

Sometimes when I click on a comment attachment, instead a giant citibank ad opens up with some surfer dude staring plaintively out at the sea.

It’s possible to be against the US foreign policy in the Middle East and not just whitewash the Iranian Regime’s actions.

Just called, they are getting blown up. Guys says, it must be on the internet somewhere. HAHAHA

You know what happens when you make “David Banner” angry?  You won’t like him when he’s angry...

Please tell me there is film of this speech. I want to see how many white people’s mouths hit the floor during the speech. I also want to see footage of the President of the college having a stroke or heart attack during it.