Us elder statesmen of the millennials remember that commercial.

He does have a captive audience to talk to though...

For those who don’t get it, Arby’s makes 99% of people shit uncontrollably.

Sir, this is Arby’s.

As far as I’m concerned, whiskey and coke is part of balanced breakfast.

As far as I’m concerned, he’s no longer the president. 

As far as I’m concerned, I don’t have to complete this project by the deadline, boss.

This is fun....

Well, he is a comedian. 

TRUMP: I ordered this steak well-done and with ketchup. What the hell is this green shit?

You are the best kind of correct!

“As far as I am concerned, she’s no longer Speaker of the House.”

Kinja. Fucking. Gold.

I should have stayed in bed this morning.

It would be like murdering the detective in charge of your homicide case and going “welp, that’s the end of that!”

“Jack, can you come into the kitchen please....What did my husband just say to you about the potato skins? TELL ME NOW.”

I mean, if he and Pence are removed from office, she becomes president, so she’s no longer speaker of the house.

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

America is like that messy couple that somehow brings every person that happens to cross their path into their twisted ongoing feuds.

Ohhhh, ok. Wait, what? 

Absolutely. I can’t promise I won’t have an ABV and surgeon’s general label - but I’m happy to provide.