thrael
Middle-Aged Pedant Kinja Turtle
thrael

Currently watching Mindhunter, OITNB, GLOW, Fear the Walking Dead and giving Chappelle's specials another shot. Will try after that. 

Will do! Saw it pop up on my Amazon page but was uncertain. I don’t pay attention to award ceremonies, so it’s been under my radar.

Is it the Fox logo at the end, because that kinda ruined it for me. :/

I know you don’t like this but if it was a woman would you have included the link to the actual nudity?  This guy should get the same consideration. 

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.

“I stand strongly for the Constitution. It is the cornerstone of our democracy, but... my arm! Something is wrong with my arm! I ... can’t control it... it’s... its...voting against impeachment! Someone stop my arm! I am strongly against what my arm is doing! Believe me, I am deeply concerned about what my arm is

We are talking “lovingly grown by Grainger County, TN Lesbians heirloom tomatoes” here.

Tomato Face Hall of Fame.

This is some deep-cut Tomato work right here. 

I swore that said “Hangover”

Look at those swan assholes just waiting to start something.

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

This thing. It felt like driving a spry tank. 

This. 1965 Seagrave engine. 8V71 Detroit diesel. 6 mpg. Up hill. Down hill. Tail wind. Doesn't matter. It'll do 90 on the interstate and throw water at 1500 gallons per minute from it's various deck guns and other orifices. It's angry, powerful and has only mildly tamed road manners. It's a blast to drive. Also

One of these. It’s literally bigger than many houses.

Giant dump truck in a quarry,Leibherr” or “Tyrex”. We climbed a flight of stairs to access the cab. The keys were in it, because no one steals these things. It didn’t make a lot of noise and it felt like I was driving a small commercial property, like an apartment building, or tall strip mall. 

Some airbrushed murals of half-naked women with swords riding a leopard , lightning, and a castle in the distance. Some shag carpet, captain chairs, a third row convertible bed, and some flat screen TVs and you’d be all set!

Saw a picture with an airport tug and the caption “Hello, Sexy” and immediately knew without looking at the byline that it was time to read me some Torchlopnik.

Better to roll a Hertz muscle car than Hart’s muscle car.

I’d probably opt for the full coverage on this one.