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I knew that, but I just want it out there from your fingers to God’s ears. I suspect that Secret Service will do this with delight.

No no no he said that was joke. To the masses of screaming sycophants that happily cheered when he said it, but he totally thinks it's just a joke. 

I wonder what happens to Ivanka when shes too old for daddy to be attracted to her anymore?

Clearly Peppers knew it was an incompletion and wanted to spare Ogletree the effort of running the last 30 yards

That is my passing read from their body movements and the speed of play.

Can confirm.

Legitimately seems like Ogletree was giving up, and Peppers was trying to push him to go. Maybe the hamstring injury happened during the run?

I imagine he is so anti-environment that he just likes burning the fuel. He probably runs the ac and the heater at the same time. 

No shit!

I was pretty young when that was signed but I remember my very conservative relatives being pissed about it. If someone didn’t give a fuck in 1994 about openly gay people being in the military then it wouldnt seem progressive. But social progress is slow as hell. 

The only issue I take with this is that people forget that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was progressive at the time. It replaced an outright ban on LGBT people in the military (which Republicans were trying to enshrine into federal law). Don’t get me wrong, by 2011 it needed to go, but in 1994 it was bleeding edge progress.

3rd question.  why are the pictures taken while the car is parked ACROSS an intersection?

(in my best Spanish lingo) “It don’t need no stinking mirrors”! Plus who wants to see behind them in a fast sports Car! Lol

Rapoport: Pats to sign Pale Spider Big As Hound

True, but some options are better than others when dealing with breaking said terms. Also, they didn’t really break any terms. The contract has a stated penalty if you go over miles. That’s in the contract. Everything is a negotiation. Seems to me, if you buy the car at the end of the lease, any penalty for miles over

I had a car without outside mirrors. However it was an older car with basically a greenhouse and there were no blind spots large enough to hide a toothpick.

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.