Everybody’s posting the Blade Runner speech, but give me sexy romantic lead Rutger Hauer from Ladyhawke or GTFO.

SADNESS.

I’m from Tulare and this is very, very, VERY Central Valley.

Considering how hot it’s been in NYC, the cops should be thanking them.

Lol yes, I was simultaneously crafting 2 different ways of saying the same thing in my head, & I wound up sticking the two positive poles of the magnets together. xD

Are heterosexuals in sex jail? Because that flag represents sex jail. And not the sexy kind of sex jail.

Acid washed emails.

I gave a total “????!” when I read “Both Boston and Modesto lean pretty liberal” like WTF kind of “liberal” is Rebecca used to that Modesto would fall into that category. Maybe compared to rural Alabama, but certainly not the California where most of the state’s population live (it is of course also not the most…

“My man on lock so hard, he got a deadbolt AND one of those sliding chain things. He got The Club in cars he don’t even own. He got a key card system, where if you lose your card you gotta go all the way to the front desk and put down a $5 deposit for a replacement! You lose that key and you don’t get your $5 back.…

I grew up in Modesto, and while I’m sure it has made progress since I left in ‘94, this is EXACTLY the Modesto I grew up with.

Really? Not in my apartment. Drinking is always acceptable. My slum, my rules.

LOL.............that’s rich.

Ah, wholesome family flashbacks:

You very nearly went too close to the sun there. Here, have a blanket.

Great. Another pseudo-stylish ShitUglyVehicle with blind spots the size of Texas to make sure the soccer Moms and Überdouches driving this atrocious thing won’t see me coming when I am commuting with my bike.

I hope the treatment helps save his life, make him healthy again, and cure his addiction to driving.

Or you could just buy a Subaru Crosstrek for ten grand less.

I hope he beats this 

This is finally a crossover I can get behind. Audi’s styling translates well to being a little taller, with a sloped back - a bit like the A7/S7. While BMW and Mercedes never quite got that sloped roof right, Audi did.