I mean, I’d watch that.

That doesn’t sound so bad. 

Hopefully Mahershala Ali doesn’t stay in his trailer all day smoking weed.

I don’t even know anymore.

The Cats trailer wasn’t as terrifying as I was promised. Why does the scale keep changing? Why don’t they have proper kitty noses? Taylor Swift’s cinematic debut as Bombalurina resembles Catwoman from that polarizing BTAS episode. How will WW2’s Cheetah possibly compete? Why was this still the best movie trailer out…

Can you milk the nipples?

I was kinda wondering what Casey Anthony thinks about this development...

No one cared who he was before he put on the mask.

Tell me about Zemo! Why does he wear the mask!?!?

Never not a welcome improvement.

I wonder if having visible nipples and sphincter would’ve yield a different outcome.

This article probably did more for Steve Bullock’s name recognition in the primary than any other single media spot. 

You’re a cat person?

“So, can you fap to this? We asked the lemur-man on the street...”

Look at it this way: I like jerking off to people dressed up as animals. That doesn’t mean I like jerking off to people kinda dressed up as animals.

So next on the list to ask is PETA, then the SPCA, then Jackson Galaxy. Eventually we’ll get to the Octomom and the inventor of the Slanket.

Once you’ve lost the furries, you’ve lost America.

My personal theory is that if one were to coat their bod in this and then bone, it would be a disaster, but we were not willing to attempt that on camera!!!!!

I wanna say that I expected more of a mess from the boning simulation!