Apartheid fans really have to go to absurd lengths to justify their love of the Likud regime.  They’re such a great ally!  Surely you remember the divisions of the Israeli army that fought alongside us in Iraq and Afghanistan?   ...oh wait

Methinks Erdogan likes the idea of a new buddy, one who won’t criticize his drift to authoritarian Islamism.

Found the Paul.

street orifice covers

“I will go ahead and beat the meat”

Grammar Nazis are real?????????

Hey, keep up the good work and don’t let me or anyone here rub (and tug) you the wrong way!

“Our readers are highly involved and jump straight to the comments!  Some of them even create multiple accounts to maintain involvement and generate discussion!”

holy fuck are you dumb. log the fuck off.

False. Nothing is more appealing than beets.

A stroke of genius.  Well played (w/ yourself).

I’m just thankful there’s a title

Well that sounds much more appealing that eating beets.

The words Hitler and Nazi are in the dictionary, so the dictionary is literally Hitler.

Not gonna lie. I used this arguement once to protest the ass whopping I got for calling my cousin a bitch, and even then back then I knew it was bullshit. I was like 10.

Whoa!  This is the United States of America -- we love comic book movies here, bub!!  Why don’t you go back ... 

MARVEL EXECUTIVE #1: Well, on the one hand, we could make literally billions more dollars. On the other hand, there’s a commenter on The AV Club who’s tired of our movies.

I suppose, if he’s feckless, then feck him. 

Behold the field where I grow my fecks. Canst thou not see that it is is barren?

Not sure, but bring feckels.