Headlines, Jack! Try em on for size!

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, the Army has admitted as much.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Omg yes. I have spent my whole life in different parts of the south (I now live in Louisiana, although in New Orleans which is a blue island), and I spent most of my adolescence in SC. Every time I go back I am caught off guard by the times I’m introduced to a friend of my parents and they casually drop a bunch of…

DU JOUR MEANS FRIENDSHIP!

Friend, you may have degree and letters after your name, but surely you will note that ༺GRIM ≡ﾟS༻(⧖) has a degree and letters and assorted symbols in her name. Check and mate.

That sentence defuriated me.

Did Grimes mean inclined up or inclined down?

Dujour means family!

Are you people blind??

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

MAKE TITLES GREAT AGAIN!

Tough crowd

Old Paul Rudd looks like Paul Newman

i just logged into this old ass account just to comment:

isn’t a self-proclaimed Nazi

“...’Point Blank’... failed... to... deliver... but... pumped... a... head... and... shoots... coming... stuff... in... Joe Carnahan’s... surface... place!” - AV Club

Why not Grosse?

You shut your dirty whore mouth. I will brook no disparaging of The Fifth Element. It was SOOOOO delightfully stupid that it was awesome.

Some of my favorite movies: The Big Blue, La Femme Nikita, The Professional, and The Fifth Element.