But then they’ll miss out on those sweet ad dollars when you scroll to the next article which counts as an extra page view.

Our narrator calls it perfectly:

The journey of a thousand miles begins with putting one’s foot in somebody’s ass.

That’s right, my work-pod is window-less and filled with “productivity fluid.”

Reality is so fucking weird right now.

I’m surprised the U.S. players haven’t responded to the criticism by just saying the same thing louder and slower.

If you hang out here enough, you will learn to like them.

Updated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Van_Exel

Cargo shorts? :)

But how will you carry all of the stuff you love?

Am I allowed to not like wagons and still visit this site? 

Cargo shorts are making a comeback. You just wait.

Because practicality is hot.

*you’re”. Twice.

Someone should build an entire racetrack from vinyl carpet runner.

I think you meant “you’re” a couple of times. 

So you are pro-cameras-in-public-restrooms or am I missing your point?

my manager became angry when we tried that and she won’t let us anymore....

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing

It’s always The RAND Corporation