Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.

Do you have the names of any good assassins?

That’s not a cartwheel. It’s clearly a somersault.

Source: my kindergartner took gymnastics.

I saw Ajit Pai.

It looks like Netanyahu to me on a big ass piece of matzoh bread.

I don’t know if Henry II invented the week after Christmas politically unpopular shit-canning when he had Becket killed, but it’s been a solid go-to since at least 1170.

Sorry, could you repeat that? I can’t hear you over my enormous penis.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you on an ad before where you were pegging Mrs. Krabappel, just sayin.

yeah those ads are bullshit, mine only grew by about 4

Because they are rockets.

Used Rocket:

He should get some experience on the local and state level first, and then move up to federal if he proves himself capable.

Agree with you up till the last point. Any time you have term limits, judges will be subject to political influence from whomever is doing the appointing.

It bothers me too. Dang auto correct. I was in a hurry and didn’t re-read the tweet. I wish Twitter would allow editing.

Maybe she stole Donald’s last Diet Coke and he freaked out.

This tells me that she in fact WAS escorted off, just not by the SS.

That’s gross and bad. But you know what isn’t gross and bad? Short ribs. Braise them with a dry red wine, some carrots and onions—delicious. What a treat this holiday season.