First, we need to see if he got the questionable vehicle recommendation gene.

To be fair he also made a good tweet:

He does seem to have the requisite spelling and grammar.

Doug Jones won.

When I wear my good khakis to work, it is almost a 100% guarantee that I’ll have to go to the Weld shop and get covered in all the black grime in there. I wear my cheap khaki cargo pants from walmart to avoid that bad luck.

It spawned the best website ever.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

We should give english language tests to everyone before they get a twitter account.

Sounds like a personnel problem if you ask me.

“with other smaller municipalities having their own police depts.”

I went with the buy a manual trick.

No manual, no care

AMG Black series...

I know man, I know. It really is incredible. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

But it’s the best car evar. And it’s always the answer.

Man that SL black is such a great looking machine. I would have the regular AMG for myself on account of it being more livable, but man it looks great.

I was hoping to get 4 of the same so I would have three Parts cars

The Great State of Alabama: where the only time a D is acceptable is when you’re giving it to a child.

“need” is a strong word

Moore, meanwhile, has yet to take questions from actual adult reporters in weeks.