This is fucking amazing.

Living in Burnaby means not having to say you’re Surrey.

*$kay Google searches “Geo Metro hatchback Rally Car+ hot girl”*

http://dilbert.com/strip/1989-07-31

its all over the place, hard to recognize, bit of a comma chameleon, if i’m being honest.

I think you mean a “comma to the top” aka “God’s comma”.

He’s still out going door to door collecting $1.05 from every American, because freedom isn’t free.

No, it’s just the end of Mission Impossible. He’s going to pull his face off and turn out to be Jason Torchinsky.
Then everything will crash into a tunnel.

Fixed.

Where’s the fucking Hatfield’s when you need them.

a bold take.

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

I’ve been up there a few times, Surrey didn’t seem that bad.. oh wait, that was Burnaby.. yeah Surrey sucked.

Surrey, British Columbia.

I see nothing wrong with that picture.

Fun tact. Sid’s toolbox in Toy Story is Binford Brand.

Many people experience feelings of hopelessness and dread when visiting Philadelphia.

remember folks, if you can’t find something try looking the last place you left it first.