This is an absorbing discussion.

How do we feel about Tampons for people from Tampa?

And here is her twin with the other Miata.

Steamroller

Well I just got a Lego Star Wars one where I get to put together a mini Lego set each day of December and I am unreasonably excited for it.

24 cheese calendar is the calendar of my dreams.

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

Looks like that “last meal” is hanging off of his waist.

Bake it with some ground italian sausage and tomato sauce, cover it with mozzarella, and that’s a goddamn good meal.

Ooh, a cheese-centric Advent calendar. Intriguing.

My CEO wore his maga hat to the company picnic. That was fun too.

Underrated post

Counterpoint: “I’M GOING TO GET PAID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!”

I gotta contact Christie’s. If that went for $450 million, then the 24x36 framed print of this beauty I have hanging in my work room, should be able to fetch at least a cool half billion.

Malaria and cancer babies aside, that thing’s gonna look fuckin’ DOPE over some Chinese billionaire’s gold toilet. There is nothing more baller than a da Vinci of Jesus appearing to absolve your dick while you pee.

Fuck Trump

“But I think now it would be a good time to have meaningful dialogue with that person and express the concerns out there regarding the language on the truck.”

A whole Minajerie!