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So... further proof that Elizabeth Warren fucks?

Damn... this is some good investigative reporting!

Damn.. this comment needs a towel... it’s positively dripping.

Sorry.

So, you’re saying Republicans are Vogons?

I do think you missed an opportunity, Jack. Should have tagged the story: “Hezbollagon”

Barron! Stop messing with The Cyber!

Yep. Works for me.

...twit.

I am saddened at the lack of “Porky’s Revenge” reference.

Hello Mr. Nolan,

Looks like Portal? Or Portal 2?

Putin’s grand plan for making NATO implode is humming along nicely.

I thought it was just the worlds slowest rimshot gif. I guess I can stop staring at it now.

Hux was far more capable and stable.

Asphinctersayswhat?

I don’t understand why he doesn’t use “Widdle”