Please do not shut the fuck up, Neil. Please continue spreading knowledge and pointing out mistakes. You are the god of mere mortal pedants such as myself. Thank you for your service.

The way they move the field in and out of the stadium is light-years more fascinating than the Cardinals.

They’re waiting until they paint the stripes on the car and add fake vents.

I’m guessing one of those Ambien induced sleepwalking states.. just hopped in and stomped on the gas.

Heil Merriam-Webster!

I’m so horrified happy that you found another reason to post this image.

When Jack says jack, you jack.

I thoroughly enjoy the pronunciation vs. spelling of Dafydd.

Heat distortion makes it a bit hard to read, but ok, I will go ahead and beat the meat.

Why does Kool Aid Guy have a little white penis?

Fine.. orifice it is.

Went to school there (and I lived in a collegiate Greek system residence!) and basically, no, these are the wars that Berkeley was meant to fight.

Per-offspring-hole?

The sixth fleet is “parked” in Italy.

Hey!

Wait.. there’s a new Corvette? How did that fly under the radar?

6th Fleet is in Italy..

Nah, just some unfounded rumors as usual.

“park your navy” is a bit different than supplies and ordinance.

It’s bullshit.