Err.. we park our navy in Bahrain, dude.

+1 awkward high-five

So I heard there’s a new Corvette or something?

They’re already wearing a thong on their head... how much sexier can you get?

a perfectly cromulent word

This gif is fantastic

no chill on snek!

Tiger: “I’m sorry honey, I was just peaking at the right time!”

Better yet, he’s a ferret.

Yes, James Corden is the opposite of “mindblowing” regardless of context.

This is awesome.

That twitter thread is entirely composed of kids who have no idea that this was a broadway play and the costumes are essentially the same... everyone’s freaking out like this is a new concept, it’s kind of funny.

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“Hateful people are not successful people.”

That center divider is going to seriously hinder getting road-head.

Russia is making moves on not only Syria, but Turkey as well... this isn’t exactly a good thing.

We don’t all share your need of the hunt.

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Unfortunately, yes.

Unfortunately, I forsee absolutely fuck-all actually happening as a consequence. Even with the evidence un-redacted and in the public’s face, not a single goddamned thing is going to come of it. That’s where we are right now.