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Every single out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe.

Have your Free star.

“I guess as far as SUVs go, this one isn’t awful.”.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

From inside to outside. White/Red/Orange.

WE’RE SPORTY PLZ LOOK AT STINGER!

This. My 17' Chesapeake weighs about 70 lbs and the with the cockpit towards the rear, there’s no good way to hold it at its balance point and 17' wants to keep going when you spin it. Put a dent in the C-pillar of my last car. I don’t know how people use these crossovers for the image they pretend to portray as the

It took them four years to figure out flush handles because the engineers kept misunderstanding and putting these on the cars.

There is a massive difference between your Competent But Uninspiring But Really Just Fine As A Car Sentra, and the It’s Slower Than An Air Cooled Volkswagen And Louder Than An 80s Subaru And I’m 5'9" How Is My Head Hitting The Roof And Woah Is There Gravel In This Transmission And Holy Hell The Steering Wheel Feels

I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but the SAAB 9³ had the best cupholder of all time.

Looks more like an Aspire.

It’s giving me Ssangyong Actyon vibes

“The military is too complicated. Our soldiers show go back to throwing rocks.”

D. Trump - Commander in Chief

Volvo has you covered.

Jalopnik commenters: “ThErEs ToO mUcH bLaCk PlAsTiC

THIS is the 2000 Toyota Avalon. That’s right, today I’ll be reviewing a 19-year old large Toyota sedan from the middle of the Boring Era. It’s just like the one your grandparents probably traded in last year. Just kidding - they’re probably still driving it!

There’s a guy in town here who has a pretty new Mustang, where the taillights light up as three LED rectangles. He has masked them so both sides read “LOL”.

Everytime I think about how cool it would be to start a car company...Elio reminds me I can’t.

I’ll let you know when it arrives: