“If Clinton wins, we know — with 100% certainty — that she would deliver on her left-wing promises”

At least, like, cough on your hand or something.

Them, and the forced-birth douchebags what say “you can just give it up for adoption” as if pregnancy and childbirth weren’t a huge goddamn ordeal.

Girl, Ghost that motherfucker (is this the Tinder-age dump that motherfucker?). I get the dudes sometimes get catfished, but maybe women should consider making men jump through hoops to prove they’re not stalkers, abusers or murderers.

Henry referenced the name of Birkhead and Smith’s daughter, which was changed from Hannibel Hannah Rose Hogan to Dannielynn Hope

True... although the knife story makes me think it’s some kind of Slenderman style urban legend that is somehow spreading with pretty young kids. Seems like kids fucking with other kids, telling them a clown’s gonna get them so they get scared and do something dumb. idk, it’s weird man.

lol, true... I can’t decide which is more probable, a viral hoax that consists of kids making up these clown sightings, or a viral hoax that consists of multiple people dressing as clowns to scare kids for kicks.

figures!

There were alleged clown sightings in my town last week, today there was a headline about a girl bringing a knife to school and claiming it was for ‘clown protection’. http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2016-09-20/athens-girl-arrested-school-knife-she-had-clown-protection

Maybe this is a naive question but... if there is clear evidence that Trump has committed fraud, why isn’t he being charged with it? Why doesn’t this disqualify him from candidacy? Lots of people say ‘x y and z SHOULD disqualify him’, but what does it actually take? Is there an actual authority that can nix his…

yeah, I agree with you. Plus, you can get some leeway to joke if you have some rapport with your students, but you can’t straight up insult them.

Sooooo so deserved. As good as the writing and concept and supporting actors are, that whole show would be meh at best if it had anything less than an exceptional lead actress. She kills it, and she’s been doing it for 4 seasons now!

Me too :\ I tried again recently because I thought it might be more chill to do it at home with my husband, but he fell asleep and I stayed up all night convinced I was going to stop breathing and die in my sleep.

yeah... I followed her briefly on twitter because everyone was saying she’s hilarious on twitter, but there was too much of this kind of thing. :|

I guess making a kid seems pretty cool when it only requires about 30 seconds of effort on your part. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I would probably kill myself if I were the writer who had to write these profiles.

I’m sad he only got a one liner on dirtbag :(

whoa, I totally see it now that you say that!

He looks like he probably has heel spurs, it would be inhumane!