Well you know he’s never seen one of those!

Yeah, I’m in favor of it remaining prescription, but making it easier to get more at a time, ensuring it’s low or no copay with insurance, and banning every last doctor who is a dick about prescribing it.

For me it’s great because my partner and I usually finish at the same time, which is great because we’re both lazy and neither of us feel like continuing after orgasm.

You can actual change the settings on a fb post to share only with specific people or groups.

Look, if they’re going to insist that dead people aren’t allowed to vote, then you shouldn’t be able to vote for a dead person either.

fought by child soldiers apparently!

yes! I’m short waisted and can’t wear tailored dresses because if the waist is at my waist, the shoulder seams are meant to be three inches above my actual shoulders.

Seriously! I’m a supposedly-healthy 25 year old and her schedule would kill me.

I kinda read it as she’s regretting saying half because it’s more than half.

Look, I’m not a doctor, or even a tv doctor, but the man shits out of his mouth and even I know that’s not normal.

When Edward Norton started speaking, I thought it was one of those videos where the actors are talking about the film but nope, that was real dialogue from the real movie #yikes

Isn’t there an It remake in the works?

I hate-follow my (Republican) senator on Twitter and he’s always going on about “Democrats just won’t fund Zika research!” Fuck that dude, I’m going to send him some more scathing tweets.

omg, how???

haha! I had a sex dream about Donald Sutherland once. No discernable reason why. Just.... disturbing.

Anyone in the class that you’re friendly with who could share your notes? I’m so sorry you’re going through this, your professor sounds like a real a-hole. I know going through disability services can be important and might be beneficial for you in the long run, but for the time being, sharing the powerpoint isn’t…

This does not need any analysis, but it’s kind of funny. A week or so ago I had a sexy dream about high school love, who I haven’t thought about in ages, but the twist was that he had terrible 2003 hair. I’m pretty a sure it was because I’d just read a Dirt Bag item about Ryan Cabrera and I had to youtube him because…

it does seem like there’s a Jane Doe and a Jane Roe at the end, so I’m honestly pretty confused.

My brother has two middle names that are the first and last name of an artist. I was supposed to have an artist middle name too (Cecelia Beaux) but my mom renegged due to some typical “so and so’s neighbor who we’ve never seen since named their daughter Cecelia so we just COULDN’T”, I’m kinda miffed I missed out on…