I’m sure unmarried men will be asked about their sexual habits and if they’ve every impregnated someone.... /s

jfc, I keep thinking no low can surprise me anymore and yet here we are. 

Mine’s $41/month for an individual and that’s without qualifying for any discounts so possibly that’s the most expensive individual membership? (There was a joining fee that was close to $100 tho) I go to yoga twice a week where I am often one of the youngest people in class and the instructors are down to earth and…

“When the real entirely disappears there is nothing for irony or parody to brace itself against and the result is monotonous...” (-some postmodernist I forget)

You’ll want to get a mortgage preapproval as it will speed things up when you do find a place. Do your research, apply to a few places in a small window (that way all the inquiries get lumped as one on your credit report). You don’t have to commit to one until you’re actually under contract. Don’t do anythign else big…

Hmm, you both make valid points. Eric is definitely the most unfortunate looking one though.

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.

I saw this mentioned multiple times on Twitter, and thought, ‘huh, weird choice’ but didn’t care enough to pursue it further. Only now—after looking back and forth between the photo, and the headline, and the “one half of the R&B duo Chloe x Halle”—and it finally sunk in that we’re not talking about Halle Berry. 

I was recently moved to try a thong again from watching that episode of PEN15. They do have a certain appeal, but I live in the South and am active enough that I really need underwear that can take the hit sweat-wise.

This is very off topic, but every time I see him post stuff about his intense workout habits, I wonder: If a guy like the Rock completely stopped working out, how long would it take for him to lose all that muscle and look like an average person? 

The school where I teach at requires uniform for middle and lower school and they have monthly uniform resales where parents can donate outgrown clothes and buy used ones. Even though the student body is largely wealthy families, it’s still really common and not the least bit looked down on to get items from the resale…

I don’t give a single fuck about who ends up on the Iron Throne, unless it’s those two, wrapped in a bear skin, going at it.

The only boning I care about this season! I never understood shipping culture until that moment. 

So am I understanding correctly that vendors earn $0.64 per hot dog, and don’t earn a base wage? That’s fucking awful.

I always use self checkout because I bring my own grocery bags and I have an intricate ritual of grocery tetris to fit all my stuff into them.

omg me too! We didn’t have dental insurance and I remember being trained by my parents to put off having xrays as long as they would let me.

It’s also so, so hard to be an informed ‘consumer’. When you go to the doctor they can rarely tell you anything about cost or coverage upfront. Even if you have a general idea of what your plan is, you can still get surprised/screwed by all the separately billed third party stuff like labs. Last fall tore a bunch of…

I may have to try that!

I have debated telling the landlady, on one hand she is a pearl clutchy old Southern lady, but on the other hand she’s pretty useless at taking care of issues. 

Last week it was so bad my bf was like “I think your dogs might be stoned” but half an hour later they were wrestling on top of my as usual so I guess they were fine.