For $20 I’ll send someone the horse shit that was sitting in a wheelbarrow overnight that got filled with rainwater. For the truly worst people in your life!

Omg, I want the tiny pomegranate one!

I had the exact same one! Such a shame he got so gross so fast :/

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

Damn, I so wanted to be Furiosa but I felt it’s a costume you need to go balls out with and I did not have the time or skill to do so. I always end up with something that can be pieced together from $15-20 worth of normalish goodwill clothes. You should share pics!

The Mutter Museum is the best!

I actually knew this from some terrible TV show I watched during peak unemployment/depression. #funfact

Legit. I had the time and money for a splurge-y Vegas trip, I would see her show. But that is never going to happen.

And yet that Black president is “America’s nightmare”....

love it!

Shit, I’ve gone more than 8 days without wearing a bra....

Holy shit that is so scary! I’m glad you were able to get rid of it.

But it’s from the episode when he sleeps with an Australian girl. It is ripe with jokes about the Australian accent being terrible.

She is such a gem. I really wish I could wake up tomorrow and every ‘crying bald eagle in front of a flag’ image in the world was magically replaced by that top photo.

Yeah, that’s the one I’m thinking of. Gross.

Yeah, I was trying to think if I knew where this place is. I definitely saw a place with a Confederate flag that made me cringe so much I did not register the name so I guess that’s it.

right? I’d be extremely uncomfortable in that situation, and it would have nothing to do with the leggings.

Not a remix but this was a bright spot in my morning: http://www.thecomedybureau.com/post/131958498…

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can never decide if I’m more terrified by the supernatural stories or the real encounters. The answer is I’m terrified of everything.